May 2012
When people on the internet tell me I’m pretty I always feel like I’m fooling them because all you see are good camera angles and nice lighting. I look like a potato in real life.
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I have my Spanish/Math placement tests at IUPUI tomorrow, so I suppose I should go to sleep now.
aaaaand I’m getting my open house dress tomorrow! :)
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
I asked my former Spanish teacher to give me a vocab packet from Spanish IV, since I won’t be in high school next year.
So she gives me a packet of 32 vocab lists. And I’m determined to master them all before I go to college in August.
I’m realllly excited.
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ilovesquidward:
the tumblr mobile app functions about as well as an egg plant
marielleidiot:
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
i need a job
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this is me hating my life in its entirety
theworlddisbeautiful:
All the times we had, I won’t forget it. I guess we ended up where we belong
Someone could tell me that you stole some candy from a couple three year olds and I wouldn’t think any less of you. I would still like you just as much. What does that mean?
Tomorrow is my last day of high school.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m really excited.
But it’s going to be extremely emotional.
I can’t believe this day has finally arrived.
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roses are red
violets are blue
will you make out with me
no why are you running away
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I just…this is killing me right now.
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
“you’re just missing a concert” they said
“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said
“it’s just a band” they said
“what are you doing with that axe” they said
Typing test →
beautifulsomewhere:
You all should try this. I’m curious to see other people’s typing speeds…
103!
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I'm just crying a lot right now and I'm full of...
PHILLIP PHILLIPS WON AMERICAN IDOL I’M SO HAPPY
Ace Young proposed to Diana DiGarmo tonight & now I’m sad because I’ll never get to marry him
One of my good friends is currently telling me how much of an inspiration I am to her and how much she looks up to me and I’m bawling because of that
And she asked me to be her maid of honor in the future like omg what why me
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using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
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I WANT A RAIN-CHECK FROM THAT EPISODE.
kmdafunsize:
Dear Glee Cast,
You deserved so much better than this. I’m so very sorry.
Love,
Your fans
Let's get weird.
1: What is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12. Do you like hickeys?
13: What time do you go to bed?
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25: In the past week, have you cried?
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29: Do you have a best friend?
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31: Who was your last call from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
42: Are you available?
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53: What was the last thing you ate?
54: Did you get any compliments today?
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62: Who do you text the most?
63: What was the last movie you saw?
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
68: Are you happy with where you live?
69: Do you collect anything?
70: What’s your favourite colour?
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
75: Does your last ex have a job?
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
77: Where is your cellphone?
78: What colour is your cellphone?
79: What did you dream of last night?
80: Are you atheist?
81: Will you change your name when you get married?
82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
83: Have you had any big storms recently?
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
Here's my life right now.
I’ve never stopped liking my ex boyfriend. Like…never. I wish we wouldn’t have broken up. Sure, he wasn’t the most perfect boyfriend ever, but I thought he was good enough for me. But I figured he’d get over me pretty quick, considering he’s a guy and I’m not the greatest catch.
But today I find out that he really likes me. And of course I want to be with...